Great Holiday Gifts
GG I Will Not Have A Merry XMas (Tank Top)
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
GG Ho Ho Ho Xmas (Tank Top)
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
GG Back in St Olaf Christmas (Tank Top)
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
Everything's Pine
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Nutcracker of Finland
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
Yuletide Gay (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
You Nasty (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
Melts In Your Mouth (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
Lick Itself (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
Horny (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
Daddy Claus (Ugly Christmas)
Premium T-Shirts It's soft, lightweight with the just the the right amount of stretch. It fits right out of the package like a well-loved favorite with a tailored chest that drapes straight down beneath the arm holes. Long Sleeve T-Shirts Based on the exact same garment as our regular t-shirt, the long sleeve tee maintains the same proprortions with longer sleeves. Makes for an exellent layering piece without being as warm or thick as hoodies and sweatshirts. Both T-Shirts and Long Sleeve T-Shirts: Available in S to 2XL 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (Heather colors contain polyester) Ash color is 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Heather colors are 52% combed and ring-spun cotton, 48% polyester Athletic and Black Heather are 90% combed and ring-spun cotton, 10% polyester Heather Prism colors are 99% combed and ring-spun cotton, 1% polyester Fabric weight: 4.2 oz (142 g/m2) Pre-shrunk fabric Shoulder-to-shoulder taping Side-seamed Ecological and Labor Standards for our T-Shirts Fabrics cut and dyed in the USA Sweatshop-Free Final Assembly in Central America WRAP Certified 7x less water use than others Solar power used where possible Size guide S M L XL 2XL Length (inches) 28 29 30 31 32 Width (inches) 18 20 22 24 26 Policies Size Forgiveness Doesn't fit? We'll replace up to 3 items for first time buyers free of charge! Exchanges/Returns Final sale. All orders are printed on demand. Warranty 30 days from delivery date.
You Nasty (Tank Top)
A classic, staple tank top. A timeless classic intended for anyone looking for great quality and softness. • 100% combed and ringspun cotton • Tri-blends are 50% polyester/25% combed/25% ringspun cotton/rayon • Fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), triblends: 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²) • 30 singles thread weight • Side-seamed • Blank product sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
