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  • Mistletoe Santa (Ornament)-Ornament-Swish Embassy

    Mistletoe Santa (Ornament)

    Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited.  The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported

    $36.95 USD

  • Polygon Wolf (Tank)-Tank Top-Swish Embassy

    Polygon Wolf (Tank)

    1 review

    Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.

  • Beariel (Tank Top)-Tank Top-Swish Embassy

    Beariel (Tank Top)

    Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.

  • Sale -15% Naughty Santa Bear (Ornament)-Ornament-Swish Embassy

    Naughty Santa Bear (Ornament)

    1 review

    Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited.  The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported

    $36.95 USD$31.41 USD

  • Bear Actually-T-Shirts-Swish Embassy

    Bear Actually

    Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.

  • Plaid Bear (Raglan)-Raglan-Swish Embassy

    Plaid Bear (Raglan)

    Most designs available on different products: Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Long Sleeves Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews 3/4 Length Sleeve Baseball Raglans A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.. 100% ringspun American cotton Tubular construction Contrast raglan sleeve Ribbed crew neck Taped neck and shoulders Overlock stitching on bottom hem Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase. 

  • Polygon Bear (Raglan)-Raglan-Swish Embassy

    Polygon Bear (Raglan)

    Most designs available on different products: Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Long Sleeves Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews 3/4 Length Sleeve Baseball Raglans A stylish spin on the classic baseball raglan. The combed cotton blend makes it super soft, comfortable, and lightweight.. 100% ringspun American cotton Tubular construction Contrast raglan sleeve Ribbed crew neck Taped neck and shoulders Overlock stitching on bottom hem Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase. 

  • Otter than Most-T-Shirts-Swish Embassy

    Otter than Most

    Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.

  • Who's Your Daddy? (Tank)-Tank Top-Swish Embassy

    Who's Your Daddy? (Tank)

    Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.

  • Sale -30% Circuit Bear (Ornament)-Ornament-Swish Embassy

    Circuit Bear (Ornament)

    1 review

    Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited.  The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported

    $36.95 USD$25.87 USD

  • Merjack-T-Shirts-Swish Embassy

    Merjack

    2 reviews

    Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.

  • Faux Pocket Bear (Tank Top)-Tank Top-Swish Embassy

    Faux Pocket Bear (Tank Top)

    1 review

    Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.

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