Bawdy Bears
Otter Side (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
7 Year Itch (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Candy Cane (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$36.95 USD
Gay-Mer (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$36.95 USD
Who's Your Daddy (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$36.95 USD
Free Hugs Bear (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$36.95 USD
Friendly Bear (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Stretch (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Steam-Bear Willie (Tank)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Grin and Bear It (Tank)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
Plaid Bear (Polo)
Most embroidery designs also available on headwear: Embroidered Polos Headwear Description Policies Wash Reviews Embroidered Polos Introducing our new 100% cotton polo shirt! The detailed embroidery is a great conversation starter, and thanks to the pre-shrunk fabric, the shirt will maintain its shape after washing.The fit is generous. We recommend going down one size. 100% pre-shrunk ringspun cotton pique (sport grey has 10% polyester) Relaxed fit Detailed left chest embroidery Double needle bottom hem for a sleek finish Three woodtone buttons on a clean-finished placket Embroidered in the USA Size guide S M L XL 2XL Chest width (inches) 19 21 23 25 27 Length (inches) 28 ½ 30 31 32 33 Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
Cowboy Bear (Ornament)
Christmas Ornaments An annual tradition at Swish Embassy! Collect these magnificent, collectible ornaments from December Diamonds. We sell out every year and are thrilled to stock the latest and greatest new designs! So don't wait and order yours now. Quantities are limited. The Mermen, Poke the Bear and I'm a Fairy series feature fantastic hand-painted and glittered detail that will add just the right level of camp to your tree or holiday display. Approximately 7 inches (17.7cm) tall Made of resin composite Hand-painted, detailed and glittered Original box included Imported
$36.95 USD