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You're Terrible Muriel
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
You're Terrible Muriel (Ladies)
Your typical 100% cotton t-shirt (except for heather colors, which contain 10% polyester). Pre-shrunk to make sure your size is maintained throughout several washes, and a classic fit. • 100% jersey knit • Pre-shrunk • Seamless, double-need ⅞” collar • Taped neck and shoulders • Classic fitSize guide S M L XL 2XL Width (inches) 17 ¼ 19 ¼ 21 ¼ 23 ¼ 25 ¼ Height (inches) 25 ½ 26 27 28 28 ½
You're Terrible Muriel (Long Sleeve)
Most designs available on different products: Long Sleeves Baseball Raglans Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews Poly/Cotton Long Sleeve Tees This long sleeve tee is ideal for the colder months and makes a great layering piece. It's pre-shrunk and more rugged than our t-shirts and designed to keep your a bit warmer. 50% cotton/ 50% polyester/li> Pre-shrunk Classic fit Athletic rib knit collar, cuffs and waistband, with spandex Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs and waistband Branded on the back below neckline (1"x2") Printed in the USA or EU using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
You're Terrible Muriel (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
You're Terrible Muriel (Tote bag)
A spacious and trendy tote bag to help you carry around everything that matters. • 100% spun polyester fabric • Bag size: 15″ × 15″ (38.1 × 38.1 cm) • Capacity: 2.6 US gal (10 l) • Maximum weight limit: 44lbs (20 kg) • Dual handles made from 100% natural cotton bull denim • Handle length 11.8″ (30 cm), width 1″ (2.5 cm) • The handles can slightly differ depending on the fulfillment location • Blank product components sourced from China This product is made especially for you as soon as you place an order, which is why it takes us a bit longer to deliver it to you. Making products on demand instead of in bulk helps reduce overproduction, so thank you for making thoughtful purchasing decisions!
$24.95 USD
You're Terrible Muriel (Women's Relaxed T-Shirt)
Experience ultimate comfort with this women's t-shirt, possibly the softest you'll ever wear. Its relaxed fit and smooth fabric blend effortlessly with jeans for casual wear or can be paired with a jacket and dress pants for a smart, business casual look.Features: 100% combed, ring-spun cotton Variants: 90% cotton, 10% polyester (Athletic heather); 52% cotton, 48% polyester (Other heathers) Lightweight fabric (4.2 oz/y² or 142 g/m²) Pre-shrunk, side-seamed construction Comfortable crew neck Available from sources in Nicaragua, Honduras, or the US, this shirt is made-to-order to help reduce overproduction. Thank you for choosing responsibly!Size Chart Size Fits Size Width inches (cm) Length inches (cm) S 2-6 18.5" (47cm) 25.25" (64.1cm) M 6-10 20" (50cm) 26" (66cm) L 10-14 22" (55.9cm) 26.75" (68cm) XL 14-18 24" (61cm) 27.5" (69.9cm) 2XL 18-22 26" (66cm) 28.25" (71.8cm)
You're Terrible Muriel Tank
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
You've Got Hear (Hoodie)
Everyone needs a cozy go-to hoodie to curl up in, so go for one that's soft, smooth, and stylish. It's the perfect choice for cooler evenings! • 50% pre-shrunk cotton, 50% polyester • Fabric weight: 8.0 oz/yd² (271.25 g/m²) • Air-jet spun yarn with a soft feel and reduced pilling • Double-lined hood with matching drawcord • Quarter-turned body to avoid crease down the middle • 1 × 1 athletic rib-knit cuffs and waistband with spandex • Front pouch pocket • Double-needle stitched collar, shoulders, armholes, cuffs, and hem • Blank product sourced from Honduras, Mexico, or Nicaragua
You've Got Heart
Swish Embassy Signature TeeStrutting our way through a fashion show of fabrics and cuts, we've landed on what we believe is the tee of all tees.Get ready to envelop yourself in its soft, lightweight embrace, offering just the right amount of stretch for that perfect fit. Fresh out of the package, it feels like an old favorite, with a tailored chest and sleek drape from the armholes to flatter a variety of fabulous forms. This isn't your average, bulky, scratchy, forgettable freebie tee. We're all about making sure you look and feel absolutely stunning. Tee Specs: Pure Elegance: 100% combed and ring-spun cotton (with a twist of polyester in Heather variants). Ashes to Ash Shade: 99% cotton, 1% polyester. Heavenly Heathers: 52% cotton, 48% polyester. Athletic & Black Heather: A winning 90% cotton, 10% polyester mix. Heather Prism Palette: 99% cotton, 1% polyester blend. Fabric Fabulousness: A comfy 4.2 oz/yd² (142 g/m²). Always Just-Right: Pre-shrunk to keep its chic shape. Seamless Elegance from Shoulder to Shoulder. Masterfully Side-Seamed. Subtle but Swanky Branding on the Yoke. It's not just a t-shirt; it's a conversation piece.
You've Got Heart (Tank Top)
Swish Embassy Tank Top (or vest for those across the pond!) Designed for those who appreciate both quality and comfort, this timeless tank top is not just a wardrobe staple – it's a showcase for your chest and arms. A combination of comfort and style that lets you flaunt your gym efforts or natural assets. Crafted entirely from combed and ringspun cotton for unmatched comfort. Tri-blend versions feature a harmonious blend of 50% polyester, 25% combed cotton, and 25% ringspun cotton/rayon. Standard fabric weight: 4.2 oz/yd² (142.40 g/m²), while tri-blends are a lighter 3.8 oz/yd² (90.07 g/m²). Fine 30 singles thread weight for a smooth feel. Expertly side-seamed for a flawless fit. Ethically sourced from Nicaragua, Honduras, Guatemala, or the US. Discreetly branded on the back yoke.
You've Never Looked so Youthful (Birthday Card)
Expressing your sentiments or planning an event can be hard. Take some of the weight off of your shoulders by getting yourself an authentic greeting card! • Material: 14.77 oz/yd² (350 g/m²) paperboard • Sizes: Small: 4″ × 6″ (101 × 152 mm) Medium: 5″ × 7″ (127 × 178 mm) Large: 5.83″ × 8.27″ (148 × 210 mm) • Product weight: Small: 0.39 oz (11 g) Medium: 0.6 oz (17 g) Large: 0.85 oz (24 g) • Toner-based printing • Vibrant colors • Comes with a complimentary envelope
$4.95 USD - $5.95 USD
Your Hole is My Goal (Hoodie)
Most designs available on different products: Premium T-Shirts Premium Triblend T-Shirts Tank Tops Long Sleeves Baseball Raglans Women's T-Shirts Description Policies Wash Reviews Pullover Hoodies This warm and cozy hoody is perfect for keeping warm on evenings or in cooler weathers. It's soft, smooth and stylish and adorned with your favorite design! 50% cotton / 50% polyester Airjet spun yarn for reduced pilling Double-lined hood Spandex-enhanced ribbing on cuffs and waistband Front pouch pocket Printed in the USA using Direct to Garment technology Size Forgiveness Policy First time shopper? No worries! If your purchase doesn't fit, we'll replace up to 3 items for a different size FREE of charge! Returns/Exchange Because we produce your purchases on demand, all sales are final. We cannot offer exchanges or refunds. Warranty Problem with your order? Let us know! We'll fix it! You have up to 30 days from your delivery date to report any issues. We're committed to making sure you're pleased with your purchase and will replace any damaged or defective items. Please fill out this form to begin. Washing and Care Instructions Machine wash cold, inside-out, gentle cycle with mild detergent and similar colors. Use non-chlorine bleach, only when necessary. No fabric softeners. Tumble dry low, or hang-dry for longest life. Cool iron inside-out if necessary. Do not iron printed area. Do not dry-clean. Real-time satisfaction rate and feedback from our last 100 verified customers polled one month after purchase.
